favorite quotes from televison shows.

despite the fact I should be writing papers about The American Novels, or How Victorian Writers Expressed A Victorian Childhood, I'm looking up my favorite TV quotes.

procrastination is my middle name...

Grey's Anatomy
"McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie? That McBastard."

Gilmore Girls
"People are being particularly stupid today..... .....I can't talk to anymore of them."

The Office (this is hard-- I have many many more)
"Beers. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

Scrubs (warning--it's long)
"I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! Oh, and Hugh Jackman."